Seriously, you/I/we thought we kicked/got rid of/defeated them last time? Guess not/hell no/nope. They're back/here again/worse than ever. I woke up with bites/marks/stings all over my arms/legs/butt this morning, and now I'm freaking out. This/That/These is so annoying/infuriating/unfair. I've tried everything: pesticides/baking soda/diatomaceous

You climb out of bed one morning and there they are. Skin-crawling welts dot your back. You curse your fate, because those infernal bed bugs have invaded your sanity. It's a nasty situation, and it seems like they're everywhere. They hide in the seams of your mattress, waiting to bite when you're most vulnerable. They leave you with burning welts